noxtheox:

noxtheox:

Just seen a bathroom sign that says “Femmes”. Unsure if this is woke or not.

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the “woke mob” but not from the dastardly Frenchman

pissvortex:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

tortol:

dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

homebeccer:

tamagotchi:

tamagotchi:

Absolutely goddamn obsessed w this pic the creator of neopets sent after trying and failing to push his shitty nft game to the current playerbase

caspertheghostguy:

boibortion:

cyberxbattalion:

Rainbow iridescent pileus clouds filmed in Haikou, China, 08.23.2022

nothing exists

A L L H A I L

cowboy:

minnienelaa:

cowboy:

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

supergameboytwo:

catmask:

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

an-apocalypse-of-magpies:

lavenderfoxboy:

jk rowling’s new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think “oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter” you think “oh lord, this TERF bitch again” like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

#literally like I was saying earlier!#these books could have just quietly gone down in history as a much-beloved piece of children’s/teen fiction#and people would have been like ‘it’s kind of problematic but the pros outweigh the cons so I’ll read it to the kids’#but Rowling was SO desperate to keep herself relevant that she’s driven HP into the fucking earth

bellefyre:

justnoodlefishthings:

new gender just dropped

Gender:

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

theconcealedweapon:

fem-fatalist:

ralfmaximus:

huffylemon:

Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.

Parks Official: No sir, you cannot

Parks Official: No. They are a protected species

Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them

Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them

Parks Official: If you like, we can– no, I’m it. I’m the ranking official here. There’s nobody above me. My boss? You mean… the governor’s office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye

After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.

“There’s a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be… legal ramifications. So he called us.”

I laughed. “Does that happen often?”

“Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month.”

Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious

Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?

officiallordvetinari:

crawly:

crawly:

The everest chronicles